THE MAIN QUEST
The $100 hamburger.
Fly 200 miles for lunch. Spend $6,842. Tell your spouse it was “proficiency.”
REWARDONE BURGER
A LLOYD PILOT PRODUCTION
FIVE STARS.
ZERO FUEL
MONEY.
Vice Pattern
Welcome to Grand Theft Aviation.
The real crime is the fuel bill.
★★★★★WANTED BY THE FBO
VICE PATTERN, FL 26° N · 80° W
WE GOT THIS BEFORE GTA VI ✦ THE HAMBURGER WAS $12 ✦ THE REST WAS AVIATION ✦
01 / THE DOUBLE FEATURE
WE GOT THIS.
BEFORE
GTA VI.
They offered him the courtesy car. He took the jet. Now a very determined golf cart wants it back.
“Same insurance, right?”— OUR HERO, SOMEHOW
9:16 VERTICALDIALOGUE + CAPTIONSAI FAN TRAILERS
WANTED BY THE FBO
THE COURTESY CAR HAS TWO ENGINES.
02 / THE MISSION BOARD
HIGH STAKES.
LOW BALANCE.
Three missions. No good financial outcomes.
Game concept · currently under questionable management.
THE FINAL BOSS
Meet the receptionist.
No weapons. No backup. Just a clipboard and a ramp fee you will never financially recover from.
THREAT LEVEL★★★★★
THE UNLOCKABLE
Steal the courtesy car.
312,000 miles. One working window. Return it with more gas than your airplane.
TOP SPEEDEVENTUALLY
03 / FINANCIAL DAMAGE SIMULATOR
THE BURGER
IS THE
CHEAP PART.
Build your very own $100 hamburger.
Nothing here charges your card.
The emotional damage is complimentary.
VICE PATTERN FBOWE VALIDATE PARKING.
NOT YOUR LIFE CHOICES.
NOT YOUR LIFE CHOICES.
Hamburger$12.00
Jet fuel / bad decisions$1,650.00
Ramp “hospitality” fee$4,800.00
Convenience inconvenience$380.00
Complimentary cookie$0.00
YOUR $100 HAMBURGER$6,842.00
MISSION PASSED
SAVINGS FAILED
SAVINGS FAILED
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POOR JUDGMENT.
PLEASE COME AGAIN. WE HAVE A BOAT PAYMENT.
A VERY EXPENSIVE BAD IDEA
GRAND THEFT
AVIATION.
Vice Pattern
Five stars. One number to copy.
